amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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durkinfordurkinssake:

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

I just really love how that ended. 

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whoredinarygirl:

can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?

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populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

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