punch-my-ass:

bae: babe come over

me: i cant im in a wheelchair

bae: im horny

me: image

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blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

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biforce:

nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that

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arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

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hi:

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

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syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

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undercover-magi:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were

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