turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via kianlawley)

ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

(Source: ebunnies, via kianlawley)

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via kianlawley)

jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad 

(via igaby04)

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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(via igaby04)

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

(via kianlawley)

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

(via merm4id-kisses)

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

(Source: getoffmybloghoe, via kianlawley)

canyounotmywaywardson:

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

image Actually, it’s coral blue #3

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(Source: hungarian, via kianlawley)