u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via allisimpson)

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

(via kianlawley)

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via igaby04)

"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."

Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

(Source: , via shez-a-bitch)

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via kianlawley)